i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .
God in the Garden of Eden
Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment
yeah my rabbis have always said
if god hadn’t wanted anyone to find that one apple, woulda been easy enough to not tell people exactly where it was
so we can extrapolate that god did want people to eat the apple
ok then why not just give people the knowledge straight up
because the point wasn’t actually the knowledge, the point was getting people to figure out on their own that it’s important to question authority
which if u have met jews. truly a people who love to question authority, so, that tracks
to a heart’s content — 「 single father!miguel o'hara x reader (part ii) 」
content warnings ; fem!reader, use of she/her pronouns, reader wears dresses and makeup, mild violence mention
contains ; single father!miguel o'hara, boss!miguel o'hara, assistant!reader, angst, angst with some comfort, some fluff if you squint, not edited nor beta read as of 6/29
word count ; 4.3k
notes ; at long last, here’s the much waited part two! truly didn’t expect the first part to blow up like it did, but i’m ever so grateful for all the support and the patience for those still here!
“The nearest flower shop? That’s gonna be Business is Blooming on 27th Street—”
“27th Street?!” Miguel exclaims, his shock at the distance startling him and making his hands accidentally tighten the belt he was fixing too tightly. He lets out a strangled choking sound and quickly loosens it before his legs lose oxygen, a feat that he’d hate to do just minutes prior to an event that could possibly change his life for the better. “That’s at least fifteen minutes away and on the opposite side of Clark! I’m already late, aren’t there any other ones closer?”
Lyla’s smaller holographic form pieces together on top of his full-body mirror that displays him in a formal-casual attire consisting of a cream turtleneck, black dress pants buckled with a coffee brown belt and topped altogether with a sepia overcoat that hadn’t seen the light of day since he bought it all those years ago. She puckers her grinning lips, a little amused at the rarity of Miguel in such an outfit and thinking he looks like a cup of coffee.
“Well, there’s always that crowded grocery store on Main?” she suggests as she examines her fingernails, instantly changing the pattern of them with a snap of her fingers. “But that’s gonna cost ya another twenty minutes and you’re already what—? Ten minutes late?”
Oh I’m sorry Miles is able to deactivate Miguel’s entire suit with his powers and that canonically leaves him naked (as per the Kris Anka concepts) and we’re just not supposed to do anything with that
